So we go to "Fabric" and it was a pretty sweet place with three rooms. The first thing I saw was the hotel girls so we went over and they were shitfaced. We did some shots and it seemed perfect... After about an hour they all went to the bathroom together and the next time we saw them they were with a bunch of dudes...
So then I approached a girl who happened to be called "Latifa"... I did not believe her due to her pale skin, but she showed me her ID and we chilled and grinded for a bit. Grinding on a white girl named Latifa in London... LMAO. Made out a little bit, but left her due to Keri (the most attractive hotel girl) crying by herself. At this point I haven't seen Don in about 2 hours, but I started mackin' it with Keri (Crying hot girl from the US isolated from her friends... who wouldn't?) and she said that her friends left her to go to another bar with the tools from before. Being slick (and thinking I had 5 easy points) I said we should just go back to the hotel and relax...
In the cab she fucking puked everywhere. The bitch totally ruined my diesels. Back at the hotel her sober friends were waiting for her and took her back to the room, and here I am pissed off and alone while Don is most likely partying in Londontown. So fucking lame. Goodnight.
How many people sent emails? I didn't even get a shirt lol. Hopefully there's another contest I really want one!
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