After coming into some serious money, we decided to travel the world and see the sights. After getting wasted our first night in London, Don claimed Kennedy wasn't "half as good" at picking up chicks... He decided to challenge him to a global contest picking up women as we travel the world. This blog is the true stories of our travels around the world... Follow along as we post!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

5 points for me

Yoooooo she just left, and guess what, i just got my 5 points. Seriously brah, situation couldn't have worked out any better. We had an awesome night at The White Lion, right outside the Covent Garden and Leicester Square. The food was alright, I don't even remember what I had to eat to be honest, the night was that good. James Street is like the heart of London, or well it at least seemed like it lots of people walking around, kind of reminded me of back home in NYC. Soo let's get to the hook up, we were both a little buzzed I guess you could say, we left the pub, Kennedy was still talking to some chick when we left. We didn't even bother trying to get transportation back to the hotel room, it was such a nice night. While we were walking home, she was acting all flirty with me, so I basically knew right there that I had got the 5 points, it was just a matter of time. So we get back to the hotel room, and we were both laying on my bed. We started making out and everything so I was pretty sure I had the 5 points right there, but hey why not go a little further. Hahah, so all of a sudden I was like "FUCK!," and she was like what's wrong. I told her I didn't have condoms. Such a rookie mistake on my part, but oh well, it still worked out in the end. So I left her in the hotel room, which probably wasn't a good idea, she was laying there naked, waiting for me to come back. I started to panic a little because I wasn't sure if I could find a place at 2 in the morning. I wind up in some place Sainsbury's, I think that was what it was called. I didn't even bother looking through the store I go right to the counter and I'm like Dude I need condoms. He started to laugh, probably because he didn't know I was being serious. So I find them and there's no generic "Trojan" brand like in the states. All these crazy brands not making any sense with these corny slogans on the front. I was nervous, I didn't know what to do. I decided to go with this one that seemed legit, "when you fuck, have good luck." I literally ran with the box back to the hotel. Now i'm winded, I take the elevator up to the 3rd floor and finish the night..... DON 5- KENNEDY 0 (goose egg, zero, nadda, zilch, cero)

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