Internet sucks...

Yooooooooo, my bad on the not posting in so long, I've been trying to get this internet hooked up in our room. Oh by the way, we've moved. We're now in France, and thank god they've got decent food because this internet blows. I've spoken to every tech guy in this fucking country and I just figured out how to boot this thing up finally. Let me tell you, not a fan of the French. I have a feeling I'm not going to be getting any points this week. Whatever, I'm still in the lead. Kennedy is sick, this whole trip so far has been, I don't know, interesting to say the least. I guess France is..... ok. We're near that big tall thing, they call it the Eiffel Tower, I think. That's pretty cool, I mean I've seen the Vegas one, doesn't look much different, to be honest. Everyone hates us here, it's like they have some kind of grudge against us. Kennedy already told me not to mention that we are from the United States cause they really wouldn't like us. We gave them the old, we're from Canada thing, and guess what, the desk lady in the hotel believed us. One thing France does have over England, I got to say the view from this hotel. I'm just looking outside and I can see everything. All the buildings are lit up, just a little after 6 now. Well, I promise to post more in the future, now that we've got this thing all hooked up. Wish me luck.....

Sick...

So I have been sick the last few days with the flu (which is always fun)... I've been in and out of a random health clinic (YEAHHH FREE HEALTHCARE!)...

Nothing really that exciting, but Don pulled a dick move the other night... I had a 102 fever and he brought back his 5 points and kicked me out of the hotel room... haha. So no only did I have to chill in the hotel lobby for a few hours, but he got ahead of me in points... I just figured I'd post to keep you guys updated... I should be better tomorrow and I guarantee 5 points min. Be on the lookout for new contests in the next few weeks!

5 points for me

Yoooooo she just left, and guess what, i just got my 5 points. Seriously brah, situation couldn't have worked out any better. We had an awesome night at The White Lion, right outside the Covent Garden and Leicester Square. The food was alright, I don't even remember what I had to eat to be honest, the night was that good. James Street is like the heart of London, or well it at least seemed like it lots of people walking around, kind of reminded me of back home in NYC. Soo let's get to the hook up, we were both a little buzzed I guess you could say, we left the pub, Kennedy was still talking to some chick when we left. We didn't even bother trying to get transportation back to the hotel room, it was such a nice night. While we were walking home, she was acting all flirty with me, so I basically knew right there that I had got the 5 points, it was just a matter of time. So we get back to the hotel room, and we were both laying on my bed. We started making out and everything so I was pretty sure I had the 5 points right there, but hey why not go a little further. Hahah, so all of a sudden I was like "FUCK!," and she was like what's wrong. I told her I didn't have condoms. Such a rookie mistake on my part, but oh well, it still worked out in the end. So I left her in the hotel room, which probably wasn't a good idea, she was laying there naked, waiting for me to come back. I started to panic a little because I wasn't sure if I could find a place at 2 in the morning. I wind up in some place Sainsbury's, I think that was what it was called. I didn't even bother looking through the store I go right to the counter and I'm like Dude I need condoms. He started to laugh, probably because he didn't know I was being serious. So I find them and there's no generic "Trojan" brand like in the states. All these crazy brands not making any sense with these corny slogans on the front. I was nervous, I didn't know what to do. I decided to go with this one that seemed legit, "when you fuck, have good luck." I literally ran with the box back to the hotel. Now i'm winded, I take the elevator up to the 3rd floor and finish the night..... DON 5- KENNEDY 0 (goose egg, zero, nadda, zilch, cero)

Leg Rash

Here's a picture of my leg, I'm happy the rash is almost gone. It looks a lot better then it did a few hours ago.

Cock-Blocking Fag

Sooooooo I just got back to the hotel room it's a little after, I can't even read the fucking time. Looks like just after 2 in the afternoon and Kennedy is fucking passed out on the bed. I don't know what the hell happened last night, all I remember was getting kicked out of fabric at like 2 in the morning. I lost my shirt somewhere along the line, I doubt I'll ever find it now. Whatever, no big deal. Haha.

It fucking reeks in here, I swear to god if he threw up on any of my shit, I'm gonna beat his ass. His diesels are ruined, that sucks brah. What the hell went on here last night? I'm still fucking pissed off what happened to me. I don't understand I had an easy 5 points until that guy started flirting with my girl. Turns out this "guy" was apparently her boyfriend, and so I was left sleeping on the couch. Cock-blocking at its finest. My back is sore, my neck is cramping up. Honestly, I haven't had a hangover this bad in a long time. I didn't even get to the fucking worst part of the night.

I'm allergic to dogs. I wake up this morning the dog is freaking humping my leg. What the fuck. The rash on my leg is just about gone, possibly the only good thing that has happened within the last 24 hours. Pretty rough start for me but we're fine. I'm pretty sure I'm hanging out with this girl again tonight though, so see how that works out. At least Kennedy didn't get any girl yet, it's only out first night, so I'll have plenty more time to win this thing.

T-Shirt Contest over... Still at 0 points...

First off, I'm a little drunk... but not too bad. The contest is over... The 5 winners will receive their shirt within the next week or so.

So we go to "Fabric" and it was a pretty sweet place with three rooms. The first thing I saw was the hotel girls so we went over and they were shitfaced. We did some shots and it seemed perfect... After about an hour they all went to the bathroom together and the next time we saw them they were with a bunch of dudes...

So then I approached a girl who happened to be called "Latifa"... I did not believe her due to her pale skin, but she showed me her ID and we chilled and grinded for a bit. Grinding on a white girl named Latifa in London... LMAO. Made out a little bit, but left her due to Keri (the most attractive hotel girl) crying by herself. At this point I haven't seen Don in about 2 hours, but I started mackin' it with Keri (Crying hot girl from the US isolated from her friends... who wouldn't?) and she said that her friends left her to go to another bar with the tools from before. Being slick (and thinking I had 5 easy points) I said we should just go back to the hotel and relax...

In the cab she fucking puked everywhere. The bitch totally ruined my diesels. Back at the hotel her sober friends were waiting for her and took her back to the room, and here I am pissed off and alone while Don is most likely partying in Londontown. So fucking lame. Goodnight.

CONTEST! (About to leave the hotel)

First off, we'd like to thank the support we've been getting so far by having a contest! The first 5 people to e-mail us gets a free shirt... Just list the color and size you want!

We're about to leave the hotel... hopefully those chicks show up! We're going to grab some grub and then its off to Fabric nightclub. There were 2 hefers (prob won't count) and 2 decent ones... may the best man win! Either way it's going to be one hell of a night and I'll post pictures when we get back!
Email Kennedy + Don To Win A Shirt!

Fabric...I got this

So it's just about 4pm here in London, and I almost get my first girl, I've been here for less then a week. I'm almost winning this ridiculous challenge already. I'm telling you there's no way I lose this thing, brah. Well anyway, Kennedy and I walk down from our room to find these 4 girls in the hotel bar doing jagerbombs! Jagerbombs! Haha. I didn't know London was this crazy!!! Turns out that the chicks were from San Antonio back in the states. These girls were freaking wasted at 2 in the afternoon. The one chick was passed out on the counter with the glass still in her hand. I figured I definitely got a shot with at least one of them, so I asked them about what they had planned for the weekend. They mentioned something about this club, Fabric, in downtown London, apparently it's one of the hot spots here. Seriously, I wish I would have taken a picture of them, probably could have won the game right then and there. I'm definitely getting with one of them tonight, I can't wait. I even got one of the girls' numbers so we can meet up with them later. The club opens at 10pm, so we got a little time before we get ready to go. I'm starving, I might try and see if there's any good restaurants around, maybe pick up some more chicks. I'll let you know later how the night goes, hopefully I get lucky and start out with an early lead....

Kennedy you should know better...

Are you really serious with that? There's absolutely no chance you win, sorry brah. First of all, your crazy for coming up with this idea. Hooking up with girls from other countries and taking pictures of it? The rules look good to me. But again, you got absolutely no chance of winning this "challenge." What do I get when I win this and how am I gonna get a picture with every chick? We should totally come up with something to do after you lose this thing. Let me know if you got any ideas. London is crazy, I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings, maybe I get my first girl, that much closer to winning this crazy thing...

Rules...

- The first girl from a country is worth 5 points. Every other girl from that same country is worth 1 point.

- You need some kind of proof, whether it is one of us witnessing the "pick-up" or a picture.

- The girl must be a stranger who you have never met before and you cannot EVER tell them it's for a contest.

- Anything past making out is considered a successful pick-up.

- The girl must be considered somewhat attractive by the other participant (no hippos or horsefaces)

- All posts in Eastern US Time

Hopefully our followers will be entertained and learn a thing or two about foreign cities/chicks.

Let me know if you agree to these rules or if you have any other ones. See ya tomorrow morning brahhh.